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Wikipedia: Future Encyclopedia of Tomorrow!!!1!one!!

Posted by zombiepenguin on December 13, 2006

Wikipedia, one of the best things to have ever come from the internet (second only to Free Porn, and Free Porn ONLY.), is a free web-based encyclopedia that gives users access to information on a subcultural level that one normally wouldn’t find on a conventional like, say, Microsoft Encarta. Wikipedia has so much information available that one can easily become addicted to it and lose track of time. I personally have lost hours to this damned website looking up info ranging from Saturn’s Rings to Controversial videogames. This website also made me realize that everything  is linked, but separated to some degree. Seriously, you can start searching List of two-legged dinosaurs and will read your way through all the way to Chocolate-chip recipes. Take this for example, I did a little experiment, to see where clicking on random links in articles would take me; this was the result:

Universe–> Supernova Star–> Galaxy–> Milky Way–> Dark Chocolate–> Rabbit–> Gas–> Gas Chamber–> Concentration Camp–> Death Camp–> Hitler–> Irritable bowel syndrome–> Diarrhea

This also goes to prove my theory that all conversations will always end in a sex and/or shit topic. But that’ll have to wait until another post.

Anyways, wikipedia is full of so much interesting information cause it’s set-up to allow the general public to pitch in a little and give whatever information they know on the topic.  This great advantage is also its weakness.  Sadly not everyone else in this sex & shit themed world is as smart and intelligent (did I remember to mention sexy?) as moi… and you, of course (by association, though.), some people are actually down-right stupid & dumb-fucked. As a consequence, every now and then, one of these dumbfucks will try to share their knowledge on the topic, or even worse, post an article if he/she finds the afore-mentioned article to be non-existant.

Now that we’re at this point in the post, you might be wondering why I posted an article about some website that’s been running for quite a couple of years already. Well, the reason is that I was looking up information on Naruto, since I’ve never sat down to watch the series though I’ve always been interested in watching it. Well, I was searching for information on a specific character named Gaara. <–Him. Yes, you.

So I did the logical thing and typed in Gaara on the search bar. This is what the search yielded. I’d like to take a moment to thank all dumbfucks out there for putting your constant effort into stating all that is obvious and/or irrelevant to topics everywhere. Seriously, how retarded do you have to be think something like that is anywhere near relevant in an encyclopedia?
Maybe their mothers “fell” on a rusty bleach-soaked clothehanger wire or something… Oh well.

Anyways I’m off for now, so I’ll be seeing ya around. Also I finished my finals, so I’ll give an update on how I did as soon as I get all my grades. For now, sleep, eat, videogames, and sleep.

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Pope, Porn & Nazis

Posted by zombiepenguin on December 6, 2006

So, Ipsum and I were bored yesterday so we went to Pizza Hut to get something to eat, as being bombarded with Finals seems to take a toll on one’s stomach. After downing a Big NewYorker we went to blockbuster to rent History of the World (from Monty Python, I think). While looking for it, we stumbled into the “special interests” section, which consists of a collection of documentaries & porn, which by the way is coincidentally facing the children’s videogames sections (nice work, management! :P). While looking at the porno covers, erm, I mean, while desperately searching for the fastest way out of that void of satan’s seduction, we couldn’t help but notice that something wasn’t quite right in the section…

pope-porn-nazis.jpg

Yup, there you have it, what better place to put a documentary of the beloved late Supreme Pontiff than right between a porno and nazis? Oh well, at least he seems to be enjoying himself there, judging by his smirk…

No, we didn’t rent the porno, we ended up renting Elf. Also, I did switch the dvd’s before we left, so I guess one horny boy, and a priest are not gonna be too thrilled about it… well, maybe the priest will enjoy the switch, right Father?

priest-candy.JPG Yes, father. We know that already…

So now you know, you’ll find things where you least expect them. So if you’re looking for Spongebob the Movie you’ll probably find it between KKK: The White Power and The Godfather.

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